Urban Tribe Gets Bounced By Japan
CHICAGO – A shorthanded, soundless and sober Urban Tribe (1-1) got behind early and wasn’t able to come back against a heavily fortified We Are Huge in Japan (2-0). When it was over, they suffered their first defeat of the season losing 5-12.
Trouble for the UT started early when they found themselves in an 8 run hole after only three innings.
“Our legs were cold early in the game,” explained team coach Joggler. The UT was stymied in the first three innings getting no runs, hits or even walks. Scoring for them was harder than getting a Republican to support a public option for the health care system.
“I don’t know what was wrong. The wind was pretty fierce,” said rookie New Christine who kicked the ball hard but only had one hit to show for it. “We’ll get ‘em next time.”
The wind also made every hit to the outfield an adventure. Balls were moving like uncontrolled parachuting Elvises. At one point a ball kicked to left field had Ditka dancing around like someone trying out for this season’s Dancing With the Stars.
“It was tricky out there,” said Ditka. “Plus I was still shaken from a prank call I received from Gould this afternoon.”
The errors piled up in the first few innings and Huge in Japan batted around in the second inning.
After that, the UT pulled it together and put out a great defensive effort. First timer Lindsay caught everything hit her way and Gabby and New Christine hooked up for numerous force plays at second. Gould had a couple catches at first and Joggler even managed to strike out a guy looking! The Brewmaster got a real workout at third snagging ball after ball that was booted his way.
“I had so many hit my way I felt like a Kardashian trying to land a husband,” he retorted.
Brewmaster and the rest of the UT offense woke up after the third inning. He had 3 hits and scored 2 runs. Gabby also had 3 hits and more importantly, 2 RBIs. Lead-off man Ryan got things going with 2 hits and 2 runs scored. Other offense leaders included Lindsay, Gould and the Joggler each with 2 hits. If you could erase the first three innings, the Urban Tribe would’ve been victorious! But alas, some things you can’t take back. Just ask John Edwards and his new love child.
In the end, the Urban Tribe members were resigned.
“We just didn’t get it done today,” sighed Melissa as she gulped down her second beer at Take 5. “But there’s another game next week. With our full team, we win that game easy.”
The Urban Tribe tries to rebound next week at 9:15. Come out and cheer them on.