Porn Star
Name: Chris Fei
Nickname: Porn Star
Song: Mystify
Catchphrase: So…um, do you have any single girlfriends?
Bio: The offensive “heavy” of the team, he once knocked out 3 HR and 7 RBIs in a single game. A soccer specialist who turned his skills to the kickball field where he continues to dominate. He also makes a great casserole in his crock pot.
Favorite Beer: Weiss (that’s wheat for you Americans)
Advice: If you finish school before 35 you’re learning too fast.
October 11, 2006 at 4:03 am
He never made me a casserole in his crockpot….boy, I missed out.
October 16, 2006 at 9:51 pm
[...] In our victory, we exploded for a season-high 9 runs. Almost twice as many runs scored all year! And that rumble you felt last week wasn’t a Korean nuclear bomb test, it was the Porn Star’s latest 3-run blast that helped us cruise to a 9-3 victory. His homer sent the opponents scurrying like Hawaiian tourists in a grocery store. Ditka booted a solid triple and yours truly also smashed a 3-run homer. Gould and Wild Thang had their first hits of the season and all but 4 of the Tribe scored that evening. It was really a great performance. No doubt the new musical introductions kept everyone inspired. Thanks to Martha and Pink for keeping the tunes spinning. [...]